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30

May

“Why not go all out?” I said to myself. 
Sometimes I wonder why my parents ever allowed me to have makeup in the first place.

“Why not go all out?” I said to myself. 

Sometimes I wonder why my parents ever allowed me to have makeup in the first place.

This is what happens every time I try to use liquid eyeliner. 

This is what happens every time I try to use liquid eyeliner. 

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

29

May

Things that make my heart melt: Part one.

Me:
I love you bigger than an elephant.
Me:
That's pretty big in case you didn't know.
Boyfriend:
I love you bigger than a whale.
Me:
Oh shit! Whales are huge as fuck!
Boyfriend:
Fuck yeh they are.

28

May

(Source: iraffiruse)

27

May

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26

May

(Source: dexsama)

23

May

myspacefamosity:

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

22

May

lily-violet-rose:

Dear Creature’s Fall 2012 collection.

I made the most unattractive noise when I saw this. Can I just have all of these outfits? 

(Source: disneyandbluth)